Surely not, no one less likely. Well, I have erred from the straight and narrow.
I don’t like many shops, but one which always cheers me up is Tiger, a Danish outfit which has a store here in Edinburgh. It is full of small objects, most of them colourful, and doesn’t break the bank if you buy some.
Some time ago I spotted a purse in Tiger, not something I have any use for in the normal course of events. But I took to this one at once, bought it, and adapted the interior with a scalpel to my own fell purpose. And you will easily see what that was from the picture.
The Lumix pictured here is a small camera, but if you’re unlucky grit can get into the lens and cause problems – not to be used among sand-dunes on a windy day. You may even live to regret slipping it in to a pocket for the same reason. But not if you protect it. And what could be more appropriate than this?