1
How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
2
How many group therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Group therapy doesn’t change anything.
3
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, provided the lightbulb is fully compliant with all components of treatment. Otherwise, it’s the lightbulb’s fault that it doesn’t get changed.
4
How many clinical psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, they’ll be able to change it quickly and efficiently, once they’ve figured out the correct DSM-V diagnosis. Until then, how do we know it needs changing?
(The DSM is the diagnostic ‘bible’ of the American Psychiatric Association)
5
How many depressed psych patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares?
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These are my favourites from a longer list of psychiatric lightbulb jokes posted by Dysthymia Bree. This is a link to her blog.
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